The five panel SLA Borg A5 GM screen has a single art piece across the front. Each panel on the GMs side is full of tables and rules summaries which come in extremely handy during gameplay.

Eight Page Derekis an introduction to the Mrk Borg compatible world ofSLA BORG. Why did we call it called Eight Page Derek? Because it has eight pages and its largely about Derek. Duh. Thats why. The product contains a six-page quick start adventure, a page of GM notes, and a lovely picture.

More about SLA BORG:

Operatives are thecreme de la creme, with sponsorship, TV deals and the best training and equipment the World of Progress can offer. Unfortunately, inSLA BORG, this isnt you. Instead, youreidiotswho believe, because of the aforementioned crumbling reality, that you are working as Operatives, whilst instead beingmoronsthat sniff marker pens, take orders from a cat and get into far too much trouble. You take on missions, eat kebabs to heal yourself and go to the pub to celebratesimple!

SLA BORGuses theMRK BORGrules and gives you a bunch of half-finished pre-generatedimbecilesfor you to make your own. Thesetwitsare part of their very own squadThe Broken Biscuits. As them, you travel to the nearby downtrodden bus station and get your missions from a stray cat, who may or may not be Mr Slayer, dodging the people that call the station home and toilet(a great magazine BTW)and heading off to wherever the missions send you.

Its a gonzo look at our award-winning roleplaying game and wed like to apologise in advance for what weve done. Oops.